Unimpressed Since 1789 — Long Sleeve Tee

£26.98 (plus tax)

For people who have seen it all and remain, frankly, unbothered.

Napoleon crossing the Alps, reimagined as a vintage engraving. Printed on a 6.1 oz garment-dyed long sleeve for that lived-in, washed look.

- 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit — size down if you prefer it closer
- Printed on demand, just for you

Say "non" with a straight face. Wear it.

Shipping & peace of mind
- Made to order: ships within 3–5 business days
- Delivery after shipping: about 3–7 business days in the US, 2–4 weeks internationally (customs)
- Tracking link emailed as soon as your order ships
- Shipping cost and any import duties shown at checkout, before you pay
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- Misprinted, damaged or lost in transit? We replace or refund it. Returns & FAQ · Contact us

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More details

  • 100% soft ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
  • Topstitched, classic width collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
  • Ribbed cuffs
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.