You Met Me At A Very French Time — Long Sleeve Tee
Some people have a phase. We have a whole century.
The Arc de Triomphe, commissioned by Napoleon himself, reimagined as a vintage engraving. Printed on a 6.1 oz garment-dyed long sleeve for that lived-in, washed look.
- 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit — size down if you prefer it closer
- Printed on demand, just for you
Unimpressed since 1789.
Shipping & peace of mind
- Made to order: ships within 3–5 business days
- Delivery after shipping: about 3–7 business days in the US, 2–4 weeks internationally (customs)
- Tracking link emailed as soon as your order ships
- Shipping cost and any import duties shown at checkout, before you pay
- Secure checkout powered by Fourthwall (card, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay)
- Double-check your address at checkout — orders go into production quickly
- Misprinted, damaged or lost in transit? We replace or refund it. Returns & FAQ · Contact us
You Met Me At A Very French Time — Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.63
|
18.25
|
31.88
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
33.75
|
|
L
|
29.75
|
22
|
36.88
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
37.25
|
|
2XL
|
31.6
|
26
|
38.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
39.75
|
Unimpressed Since 1789 — Long Sleeve Tee
For people who have seen it all and remain, frankly, unbothered.
Napoleon crossing the Alps, reimagined as a vintage engraving. Printed on a 6.1 oz garment-dyed long sleeve for that lived-in, washed look.
- 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit — size down if you prefer it closer
- Printed on demand, just for you
Say "non" with a straight face. Wear it.
Shipping & peace of mind
- Made to order: ships within 3–5 business days
- Delivery after shipping: about 3–7 business days in the US, 2–4 weeks internationally (customs)
- Tracking link emailed as soon as your order ships
- Shipping cost and any import duties shown at checkout, before you pay
- Secure checkout powered by Fourthwall (card, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay)
- Double-check your address at checkout — orders go into production quickly
- Misprinted, damaged or lost in transit? We replace or refund it. Returns & FAQ · Contact us
Unimpressed Since 1789 — Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.63
|
18.25
|
31.88
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
33.75
|
|
L
|
29.75
|
22
|
36.88
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
37.25
|
|
2XL
|
31.6
|
26
|
38.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
39.75
|
Unimpressed Cap — 1789
Some things never impress. This cap is one of them.
Embroidered Napoleon on the front, 1789 on the side. Navy, low-profile, adjustable.
Made to order.
Shipping & peace of mind
- Made to order: ships within 3–5 business days
- Delivery after shipping: about 3–7 business days in the US, 2–4 weeks internationally (customs)
- Tracking link emailed as soon as your order ships
- Shipping cost and any import duties shown at checkout, before you pay
- Secure checkout powered by Fourthwall (card, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay)
- Double-check your address at checkout — orders go into production quickly
- Misprinted, damaged or lost in transit? We replace or refund it. Returns & FAQ · Contact us